i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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