do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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