Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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