Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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