I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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