Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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