Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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