it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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