Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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