We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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