used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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