okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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