If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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