S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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