I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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