On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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