DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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