honey bunches of taint.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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