He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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