I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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