He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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