I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
