he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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