I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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