gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what day is it and did you see me today?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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