He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
