I should be sponsored by Trojan
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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