We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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