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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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