I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
what if I'm pregnant?
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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