JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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