She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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