Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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