Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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