just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
wow bdsm is so cute
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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