Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Vodka?
Forever.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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