i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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