I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
