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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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