You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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