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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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