you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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