So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
