Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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