I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you would pick up someone in the library
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
The ass gains better be worth it
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