Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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