Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
