Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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