i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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