How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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