ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I enjoy the company of your penis
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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