Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Don't EVER smell your tampon
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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